I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
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apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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