Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
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Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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