The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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