i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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