I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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