An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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