I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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