Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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