i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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