yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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