I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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