just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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