your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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