i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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