you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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