Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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