everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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