I think my vagina is haunted
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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