Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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