There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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