You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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