White coat. Heels.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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