We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
