like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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