North Korea, Best Korea!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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