do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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