He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
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and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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