i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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