just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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I just gift wrapped bread.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We are two peas in an std pod
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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