wat bout pragnant strippers??
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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