I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
