So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.