im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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