I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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