new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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