I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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