All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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