2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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