i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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