Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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