youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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