I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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