Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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