And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Randomize
