ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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