yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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