Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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