honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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