And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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