dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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