my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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